What It Means To Have A NORTH INDIAN GIRL as Wife

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. (…well true… life without BF considered LS here)

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. (….correct again ….. we call it style and they call it tantrums)

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. ( Mind that Gfrds are luxuries.. not every one can afford them ).

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.( sadly but true ….but they are so delicious)

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. (Yes, we can talk for days if not disturbed ….and now a  days we have more phone connections at home than the no. of members in a family..)

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair. (…..so what … Mehndi is herbal and it gives cooling effect also)

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.( they are so nail biting …..who would care if someone has eaten or not )

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her. ( ….SO…)

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you. ( here we mean that we don’t understand any of the south Indian language and we cant even find the difference and we don’t bother about this also)

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.   ( We believe in close knit family concept.. even our aunt’s brother in law’s  sister in law’s daughter’s husband’s sister in law’s……is a close relation to us  )

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you" .( Wrong …..see you, bye bye are another sentences that  we know)

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson. (What to think….it is a fact Govinda is a better dancer than Michael Jackson)

What It Means to Have a SOUTH INDIAN GIRL as Wife

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in Indian Institute of Technology or Madras / Anna University.

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with “... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it..

16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

17. She is more educated than you.

18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you and all North Indians are crooks.

I don’t know how far this hold true for south Indian women so I m not commenting, I am sure some would definitely update me with her/his expertise views on this. I don’t intend to offend anyone with my post …. This post is shamelessly copied from one of the websites.