My New Year Resolutions

Hey Friends , I'm always curious about other people's New Year's Resolutions. It's always interesting to know the way other minds work, and often enough it also endorses an old belief that the world is really a funnier place than we think.

Every year millions of resolutions are made and from them millions are broken the very next day…just because it is damn difficult to keep them so why not we make those Resolutions so tempting that we love to keep them.

Here are some of my resolutions that I am planning to endorse for the coming year.

¨      First and foremost I will start spending less time at work and I will procrastinate more. (Don’t get me wrong friends, I love my work  ... I can sit and watch it for hours).

¨      I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

¨      I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses. (Such as… I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? Or I'm not coming to work to day because my computer has got a virus. And my computer means more to me then this job).

¨      Whenever I read a funny joke/blog, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"(Let me know if I break this one).

¨      I will stop sending e-mail, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

¨      I need to gain weight so I will stop bringing food from home and freak on junk food more frequently.

¨      I will stop exercising. (My Philosophy: No Pain!!! No Pain!!!)

¨      I will no longer waste my time relieving the past; instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

¨      I will give up going on long ego trips…(100 %. Completely… Honestly....I swear…)

¨      I will not hang around with boys anymore - they think you love them and that sucks.

¨      I would trim down my makeup budget. (I have realized that we girls keep spending huge amount on cosmetics just to get men’s attention on our face .... but these men keep looking at our privates … so no point spending money on cosmetics.. it  is sheer waste of money).

Well... to be honest ….I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously... but definitely try to learn what the hell "resolution" means. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.Anyway I wish all of you A Very Happy and Prosperous New Year. God Bless All .